The Beaver

Have you ever watched a movie that was so good, that it hurt you; So true, that it pulled you apart, and then said, look at that! Do you see whats happening inside of you! Do you see who you are becoming! You are a foolish man, and what's worse, you know full well your folly; you embrace it. Now wake up, WAKE UP!? Cut your damn hand off and start living.

love

I'm that rare man ... at least I think I might be rare ... who can't even comprehend the mentality of a cheater. I just don't know how someone could do that to another person. You either love somebody, or you don't. If you love them, than you love them with everything you've got, and if you don't, you leave ... to stay without love is cruel beyond imagination ... When something different comes along, no matter how alluring it might seem, it's not the right allure, and so, it holds no true attraction. And so I'm left wondering, wandering alone, waiting for someone who might hold love in that same light, as something not to be trifled, but to be held onto at all cost.

spontaneous combustion

who even knew that a car window could spontaneously combust? well apparently mine can... fun.

Quote from answer man

I love kids. They're short, highly emotional people who don't know anything. They rely on their creativity and imagination to get by in the world. A world, I might add, filled with giants. Amazing feat.

an internet anti-experiment

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I'm just trying to mess with my brothers internet experiment.

I wear short shorts

Just nine inches it is so

Of this wintery heartache snow

Pain of heart just seems to grow

Cold that's will is like to stone

Whisper through this brittle bone

Screams to me thou art alone.

Lies of warmth within by bed

Fancy flows within this head

Seeing stain of heart just bled

Now at last with morn arrived

One more nite alone survived

Off to sleep where hearts revived

Worlds worst movie

So this is my first real short short, and I gotta say, marley and me, is the worst film ever. I'm bawling, just bawling, and the worst part; this isn't my first time to the rodeo, I watch this movie, and I know, I know it's gonna end with me bawling. I love it, I love it so much.