Quote from answer man

I love kids. They're short, highly emotional people who don't know anything. They rely on their creativity and imagination to get by in the world. A world, I might add, filled with giants. Amazing feat.

Worlds worst movie

So this is my first real short short, and I gotta say, marley and me, is the worst film ever. I'm bawling, just bawling, and the worst part; this isn't my first time to the rodeo, I watch this movie, and I know, I know it's gonna end with me bawling. I love it, I love it so much.

Short shorts

With my discovery of mobile blogging, it's become impossible for me to hide behind the "inconvenience" of blogging. So for the time being you should come to expect a few, periodic short posts, or short shorts. In case you were wondering, it's a periodical because it'll be sporadic, and it's a short short, because; come on, it's hilarious.

A test of the mobile broadcasting system

Just testing the phone blogger.

Talking to genius, and other nonsequiters

So I think my nephews getting to sophisticated to talk to me. Yesterday I called him up, and in my usual whimsical manner, greeted him with a comical, " how's it going poopy head, usually he finds comments like this immensely humorous, and laughing, tells me how his days been. This time however the response was anything but congenial. After an unnerving twenty seconds of silence, unnerving because with mateo there is no such thing as twenty seconds of silence, I heard, "squirrel," and then another minute of dead air. I guess I'm just not the sort of conversationalist that I thought I was.